the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
(via were-in-antarctica)
i believe that making uglyfaces creates instant laughing for people:)
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
(via pullthefuggingtrigger)
one time we had a virus on an old-ass compaq laptop we had bought and it was insured under office depot, and dad had called them and they claimed the warranty didn’t cover viruses, so dad put down the phone, grabbed the laptop, walked to the staircase anD FUCKIGN THREW IT DOWN THE OGDDAMN STAIRS AND IT SHATTERED INTO FOUR PIECES
and then he picked up the phone and said “it just accidentally launched down the stairs, do you cover drops?” and we got a brand new laptop out of it
(via pullthefuggingtrigger)
"I didn’t know words could be so heavy."
— Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger (via wolf-cub)
(via exchangeablefate)
